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You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?


Laurell K. Hamilton


#bad-ass #funny #funny

Sometimes, there aren't any good choices. Sometimes, making the right one is hard... It's funny, but when you think about it, we're all broken. That's what life does. It knocks you down and breaks you and you either get back up again, or you don't. You either do things on your terms, or you don't. You let the bad things win, or you don't." "You either let it break you, or you don't.


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#teen-fantasy #funny

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.


Maureen Johnson


#humor #love #funny

In the war room, love? What if someone comes in?” I stood and removed his shirt. “Then they’ll have a good story to tell.” “Good?” He adopted the pretense of being offended. “Prove me wrong.


Maria V. Snyder


#love #funny

Sometimes the best reminders are the memories we choose to forget.


Carla VanKoughnett


#inspirational

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents.


Jarod Kintz


#cheap #christmas #funny #knowledge #funny

Remember when we made love in the rain? You asked me to bring protection, and I brought a windshield wiper. That was my first time. I had never driven in the rain before that. I didn’t even own a car. I was saving up money and buying car parts one at a time until I had the whole thing. I didn’t even have a windshield yet, just the wiper. That was the first thing I bought. I was so proud of myself. Rain or shine, I carried that wiper with me everywhere I went. Though it works in a car, it doesn’t really work as well as an umbrella when you’re swinging it above your head in a sudden downpour.


Jarod Kintz


#make-love #rain #funny

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

Lovers are like lawyers: each manipulates the evidence as much as possible to outwit their opponent in the eyes of all. When the woman or defense attorney gets the upper hand, the result is dismissal.


Bauvard


#lawyers #love #funny

Realizing that love is a fundamental principle of life doesn’t guarantee a happy relationship, but at least you can make captain of the debate team.


Bauvard


#funny #love #funny






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