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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#kill #right #will #you

We used to call it recurrent airplay when someone had a hit. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#call #had #hit #recurrent #someone

When I was invited to sing with Pavarotti, I had about two weeks to learn Italian. ↗

— Michael Bolton

#had #i #invited #italian #learn

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#child #christmas #morning #nothing #sadder

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#dreamers #lonely #only #owner #time

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#humor #hurt #laughter #line #pain

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cares #catch #door #else #fire

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#laugh #make #you

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#become #compassion #judgment #mother #slowly

I am dying, but with a strong hope and persuasion that my country will gain her independence. ↗

— David Wooster

#country #dying #gain #her #hope