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I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myself. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#hollywood #humor #funny

It is lovely to meet an old person whose face is deeply lined, a face that has been deeply inhabited, to look in the eyes and find light there. ↗

— John O'Donohue

#life #age

Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober. ↗

— Stephanie McAfee

#funny

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away? ↗

— Dana Marie Bell

#funny

Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?' 'No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.' Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#kresley-cole #lachlain-macrieve #funny

As I make my way through, I feel okayness reaching through me. The funny thing is that okayness is not a real word. It's not in the dictionary. But it's in me. ↗

— Markus Zusak

#it-s-in-me #okayness #real-word #funny

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. ↗

— Louise Fitzhugh

#funny

She ought to call him Benjamin, but it was too intimate, too soft. "My lord?" she ventured, only half serious. "Good, God, no." She bit back a smile. "Husband?" she took a sip of wine. He grunted. "Are we to become Quakers? ↗

— Kristen Callihan

#benjamin #firelight #funny #miranda #names

Audience member: Living Room! Sara: Kitchen ↗

— Sara Quin

#fan-yelling #funny #sara-quin #tegan-and-sara #tegan-quin

Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]?” asked a gray female pup. “Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he’s scared of the raghnaid? ↗

— Kathryn Lasky

#funny #motherhood #wolves #funny