#la

I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it. “I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser. ↗

— Alan Bradley

#hilarious #lol #lol

You suck at working with someone," I say, because it's true. ↗

— Elizabeth Norris

#lol-comeback #lol

my pants dont fit either ↗

— Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench

#ever-after-tour #laughing #lol #lol

The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives. ↗

— Addison Moore

#lol #skyla #toxic #lol

Cazadores de Sombras: se les ve mejor el negro que a las viudas de sus enemigos dede 1234. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace-wayland #lol #lol

I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks? ↗

— Elizabeth Norris

#lol #stubborn #lol

As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #michael-glass #mobile #morganville-vampires

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl ↗

— Rachel Caine

#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrlin #morganville-vampires