#la

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. ↗

— Dave Barry

#catch #count #did #increasing #metric

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. ↗

— Dave Barry

#almost #anything #came #down #every

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. ↗

— Dave Barry

#enough #feel #lethal #people #popular

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. ↗

— Dave Barry

#dennis #example #explained #full #laws

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin. ↗

— Dave Barry

#admit #better #coin #complain #country

A church debt is the devil's salary. ↗

— Henry Ward Beecher

#debt #devil #salary

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. ↗

— Todd Barry

#hang #i #mass #out #over

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #celebrity #classy #experience #i

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. ↗

— Todd Barry

#cage #go #got #highly #i

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #goal #joy #laugh #make