#la

So you would literally take a bullet for me." "No," Claire said, with zero emotion. "No?" Ryan said, surprised at her answer. Claire rolled her eyes, annoyed that she had to answer. "If I have time to stand in the way of a bullet, you have time to move. ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#humor #humor

Where are you going?” “To get a Coke!” “Would you—” “No! ↗

— Rachel Caine

#humor

Humor is a universal lanuage. ↗

— Joel Goodman

#language #universal #humor

You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves ↗

— John Green

#people #relationships #friendship

We are not going to change the whole world, but we can change ourselves and feel free as birds. We can be serene even in the midst of calamities and, by our serenity, make others more tranquil. Serenity is contagious. If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back. And a smile costs nothing. We should plague everyone with joy. If we are to die in a minute, why not die happily, laughing? (136-137) ↗

— Swami Satchidananda

#death #freedom #happiness #joy #laughter

I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison system, I don’t have any friends. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#kill #murder #overpopulated #overpopulation #prison

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#leila #humor

God is even in a single parent household. ↗

— Karen Salmansohn

#relationships #humor

You couldn't hurt a fly." Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless. ↗

— Josh Lanyon

#josh-lanyon #humor

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex. ↗

— John Osborne

#beliefs #careers #doing #first #give