#laugh

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. ↗

— Josh Billings

#forgiven #laughed #lord #man #sins

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. ↗

— Larry David

#audience #energy #feed #happy #i

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. ↗

— Larry David

#frustrated #guy #i #kids #laugh

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. ↗

— Mark Twain

#assault #laughter #nothing #stand

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. ↗

— Jack Dee

#bit #down #feel #grumpy #i

I love the feeling that you get when you can really laugh with a man and be natural and not always think that there's a sexual element going on. For me, flirting with a man means making fun of myself and trying to open myself and be very unpretentious. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#element #feeling #flirting #fun #get

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#all day #around #beach #bunch #carts

Jason Lee made me laugh all the time because he's so big, and I love how goofy bodies can be. ↗

— Selma Blair

#big #bodies #goofy #how #i

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#head #him #keep #laughing #pro

We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves. ↗

— Dorothy Dix

#laugh #learn #never #ourselves #until