#laughs

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#i #i can #judge #laughs #usually

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it. ↗

— Ron Moody

#artists #believes #belly #fix #getting

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #good #here #laughs #spell

No one is laughable who laughs at himself. ↗

— Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#laughable #laughs #who

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#gonna #good #i #i can #laughs

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that. ↗

— Jason Sudeikis

#because #better #folks #funny #handle

I already have a plan." Celie said, raising her hand as she would with her tutor. "Do you?" Rolf's eyes gleamed. "What is it?" "I don't think you'll like it, Lilah." Celie apologized straightaway. "It involves manure...a great deal of manure." Rolf started to laugh again. ↗

— Jessica Day George

#laughs #manure #prank #humor

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#billy #brother #child #competition #cutting