#laught

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. ↗

— Paul McCartney

#glass #had #slaughterhouses #vegetarian #walls

Every blessed one of you feels better for that burst of laughter. ↗

— Ivor Novello

#blessed #burst #every #feels #laughter

My professional life in Hollywood has been filled with joy and laughter. ↗

— Carroll O'Connor

#filled #hollywood #joy #laughter #life

Women and children were slaughtered by the Taliban. You are going to sit down and negotiate with these folks? They never lived up to an agreement. The Pakistanis tried in '08, the Russians tried it when they were there. George Bush tried it in '05. It has never worked. ↗

— Mike Rogers

#bush #children #down #folks #george

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#best #emotional #i #i believe #i believe that

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ↗

— George Byron

#dunce #laughter #man #more #nothing

The elephants were being slaughtered in masses. Some were even killed in the vicinity of big tourist hotels. ↗

— Richard Leakey

#big #elephants #even #hotels #killed

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. ↗

— Steve Martin

#automatic #automatically #bothered #comedians #day

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it. ↗

— Denis Norden

#laughter #malicious #show

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. ↗

— Gail Parent

#knew #laughter #live #longer #made