#laughter

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ↗

— Arnold H. Glasow

#laughter #side

Let's not pretend that abortion isn't about the mass slaughter of innocents. ↗

— Michael Aston

#about #innocents #mass #pretend #slaughter

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. ↗

— Jasper Carrott

#comes #diabetic #high #insulin #laughter

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#everyone #laughter #makes #noise #palpable

From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends. ↗

— Hilaire Belloc

#ends #first #friends #homes #laughter

Laughter is an instant vacation. ↗

— Milton Berle

#laughter #vacation

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. ↗

— Thomas Carlyle

#deeper #essence #far #head #heart

There is little success where there is little laughter. ↗

— Andrew Carnegie

#little #success #where

Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#contributes #demands #general #greater #less

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man. ↗

— Dane Cook

#crew #everyone #face #guys #hopefully