#ld

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#children #down #enjoy #front #i

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#defeated #done #fire #fists #i

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#fly #going #hang #here #i

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#close #converting #decade #effortlessly #gold

What I wanted to do was build an automobile. ↗

— Caroll Shelby

#build #i #wanted

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#behave #got #guy #how #i

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #like #loaf #me #news

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#being #believe #going #golden #i

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#flynn #i #jagger #like #look

It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything. ↗

— Fulton J. Sheen

#being #hold #honor #knight #like