#loaf

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. ↗

— Reggie Jackson

#baseball #baseball player #human #i #jerk

Well actually, some weeks they'll write that I'm jealous of living in her shadow. Then other weeks, they'll write that all I want to do is loaf around on her money! It's ridiculous! ↗

— Ryan Phillippe

#around #her #i #jealous #living

I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#meatloaf #funny

At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know? ↗

— Merle Haggard

#bread #buy #half #i #know

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me. ↗

— John Goodman

#likes #loaf #me #more #nobody

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#fishing #form #loafing #seems

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf. ↗

— Curly Howard

#go #got #i #loaf #sick

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. ↗

— Robert Hughes

#determined #loafer #machine #monkey #more

We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying! ↗

— Josh Hutcherson

#bread #funny #funny stuff #happy #i

Review your work. You will find, if you are honest, that 90% of the trouble is traceable to loafing. ↗

— Ford Frick

#honest #loafing #review #traceable #trouble