#loaf

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou. ↗

— Omar Khayyam

#jug #loaf #thou #wine

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #like #loaf #me #news

I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like. "Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties. ↗

— Hayden Thorne

#funny #masks #meatloaf #funny

A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy green garnishes to compliment the red of the brick, and frozen for the next time you have the in-laws over for dinner. I’d recommend eating before they arrive, because I’m not sure you’ll want to have any of the “meatloaf” you’ll be serving them. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #humor #in-laws #meatloaf

A book of verses underneath the bough, A jug of wine, a loaf of bread-and thou. ↗

— Edward Fitzgerald

#bough #jug #loaf #thou #underneath

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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— Dora J. Arod

#desire #flavor #food #funny #humor