#ld

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#chasing #connected #drinking #everybody #government

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#ended #i #like #look #made

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#christianity #had #i #john #luke

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#after #anyone #autobiography #dead #i

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#could #dead #drop #happiest #happiest man

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#entertainment #messages #pictures #should #union

For your information, I would like to ask a question. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#i #information #like #question #would

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. ↗

— Lefty Gomez

#bowl #goldfish #got #i #invention

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#bad #films #go #home #money

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#director #egg #every #golden #hand