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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?




Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Our dreams are little stories or puzzles that we must solve to be free, Sebastian said. He was reading out loud from Wilson's notebook. My dream is me offering me a solution to the conundrum of my life. My dream is me offering me something that I need and my responsibility to myself is to try to understand what it means. Our dreams are a thin curtain between survival and extinction.


Miriam Toews


#dreams #sleep #dreams

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?


Benny Bellamacina


#humour #sleeping #dreams

Dormir, según se sabe, es el mas secreto de nuestros actos. Le dedicamos una tercera parte de nuestra vida y no lo comprendemos. Para algunos no es otra cosa que el eclipse de nuestra vigilia; para otros, un estado más complejo, que abarca a un tiempo el ayer, el ahora y el mañana; para otros, una no interrumpida serie de sueños.


Jorge Luis Borges


#sleep #dreams

Der Schlaf, den wir ersehnen, der vollkommene Schlaf, ist traumlos. Wir werden von Träumen heimgesucht, sobald wir gelernt haben, uns zu erinnern und Reue zu empfinden


Golo Mann


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