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#librarian

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Monotonous and thankless as her job can be sometimes, she cheers at the thought of her coworkers - a dozen of them crammed into their little offices in the basement - all cleverly disguised as harmless geeks, all capable of saving the world if called upon.


Alexis M. Smith


#librarians

I was under the librarians' protection. Civil servants and servants of civility, they had my back. The would be whatever they needed to be that day: information professionals, teachers, police, community organizers, computer technicians, historians, confidantes, clerks, social workers, storytellers, or, in this case, guardians of my peace.


Marilyn Johnson


#libraries #library #librarians

Yes, librarians use punctuation marks to make little emoticons, smiley and frowny faces in their correspondence, but if there were one for an ironic wink, or a sarcastic lip curl, they'd wear it out.


Marilyn Johnson


#librarians

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.


Spider Robinson


#librarians #humor

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.


Brandon Sanderson


#humor #librarians #humor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.


Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

I finally found my way to the Really Restricted Section, where they keep the kind of books most scholars aren't even supposed to know exist. I knocked on the closed door, said the proper passwords, and the door opened before me. I walked in, and the ghost of the Head Librarian, a thin, dusty presence, with dark eyes and a disapproving look, appeared before me, blocking my way. (He had been eaten by a book, then brought back by the other books, apparently because they approved of him. Because even though he didn't have much time for people, he loved books.)


Simon R. Green


#eaten-by-a-book #forbidden-books #ghosts #librarians #libraries

Being a librarian certainly helped me with my writing because it made me even more of a reader, and I was always an enthusiastic reader. Writing and reading seem to me to be different aspects of a single imaginative act.


Margaret Mahy


#always #aspects #be different #because #being

I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers.


Kami Garcia


#ya-teen-fiction #beauty

Break the spine of one of my books and I break yours.


Mia James


#books #librarian #mystery






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