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So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls." "And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?" "I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact." "Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready. ↗

— Janette Rallison

#math #sarcasm #life

Some things I just got to keep for myself. ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#life

Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree. ↗

— Johnny Shaw

#life #life

Any ideas I might have had about eternal life are sort of getting stuck in the throat. But it doesn't seem to bother me. Not now. On the contrary, I feel more alive than in a long while. Suddenly it feels good to have a deadline to relate to. As a matter of fact, I've always worked well under pressure. ↗

— Erlend Loe

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Beaten up by Life, Picked up by Angels ↗

— Maria Tammeorg

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Remember, in life, you can't have your cake, eat it too, and then expect a side plate of brownies. Make your choices and live with the consequences. Now - go think about it! ↗

— Matthew W Grant

#life

Every kingdom has three pillars: Poet, Sword and Law. ↗

— Lara Biyuts

#life #life-and-living #literature #world #life

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Night life is when you get up with a hangover in the morning. Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill. Night life goes round and round and you look at the wall to make it stop. Night life comes out of a bottle and goes into a jar. If you think how much are the drinks it is not night life. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#bars #drinking #night-life #nightlife #life

Having just enough life to enjoy being dead. ↗

— Jim Holt

#nirvana #philosophy #life

Fame cannot teach game. ↗

— Habeeb Akande

#famous #game #life #life