#line

Humour is a fine line to walk in poetry, as in fiction. I just think it's harder to write. It's harder to keep the respect of the reader too. ↗

— George Murray

#fine #fine line #harder #humour #i

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable. ↗

— Edward R. Murrow

#christ #color #coming #considerable #considerable number

When I gain a pound it's in the headlines. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#headlines #i #pound

By the year 2000, most Americans will be online one way or another. ↗

— Nicholas Negroponte

#most #online #way #will #year

Along with you, I have witnessed the unfortunate rise in gasoline prices that has accompanied the summer driving season and the more recent spike in prices due to Hurricane Katrina. ↗

— Bob Ney

#along #driving #due #gasoline #gasoline prices

It was the character of the Packers, man. We played for sixty minutes. We let it all hang out. There was no tomorrow for us. We got the adrenaline flowing, and we just let it go, man. ↗

— Ray Nitschke

#character #flowing #go #got #hang

The idea of making access to safe abortions harder and more expensive and more difficult, having to travel across state lines - that puts women's health and lives in jeopardy, which is something I think no one wants. ↗

— Cynthia Nixon

#across #difficult #expensive #harder #having

I don't want to say the same lines every night. ↗

— Harry Connick, Jr.

#every night #i #lines #night #same

It's nice when someone knows their lines. ↗

— Edward Norton

#lines #nice #someone #their

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. ↗

— Ted Nugent

#alcohol #bad #children #comes #country