#ling

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.' ↗

— Tim Vine

#calling #depends #i #local #rang

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you. ↗

— Wayne Dyer

#allow #any #care #choose #insistence

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon. ↗

— Bob Dylan

#elvis #feeling #glad #i #just

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. ↗

— Hunter S. Thompson

#controlling #environment #politics #your

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. ↗

— Leo Tolstoy

#animal #animal life #appetite #eats #healthy

Asian people have a unique way about them and a different sense of beauty. It's exotic to me. I like they way Asians project their feelings. There's a hardness to the culture, but at the same time there's a delicateness. ↗

— Paz Vega

#asian #asians #beauty #culture #different

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. ↗

— James Thurber

#dog #down #dragged #frequently #his

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#being #enjoy #feeling #i #i think

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#also #audiences #back #become #circuit

I'm a movie maker, but I have the same feelings as the average guy out there. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#average guy #feelings #guy #i #maker