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I wish I had no heart, it aches so…


Louisa May Alcott


#little-women #louisa-may-alcott #louisa-may-alcott

Love covers a multitude of sins…


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott #love #sins #love

God is a cloud from which rain fell.


Dejan Stojanovic


#clouds #dejan-stojanovic #god #literature #literature-quotes

Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.


Victoria Scott


#lol #omgosh #lol

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock The meat it feeds on. That cuckold lives in bliss, Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger: But O, what damnèd minutes tells he o'er Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves! (Act 3, scene 3, 165–171)


William Shakespeare


#jealousy

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.


Bill Watterson


#humor #loudness #reason #humor

I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.


Stephen Colbert


#memory #the-cloud #humor

The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.


Edwin Edwards


#politics-louisiana #humor

Shane looked faintly injured. “I make it my business to know everything about silver. And I saw your notes. I study up on everything when it comes to your boss, anyway.” There was a flicker of jealousy about that, but she didn’t have time, or energy, to consider it very much. Not even whether or not she liked it.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #business

Of all ridiculous things the most ridiculous seems to me, to be busy — to be a man who is brisk about his food and his work. Therefore, whenever I see a fly settling, in the decisive moment, on the nose of such a person of affairs; or if he is spattered with mud from a carriage which drives past him in still greater haste; or the drawbridge opens up before him; or a tile falls down and knocks him dead, then I laugh heartily.


Søren Kierkegaard


#haste #humor #hurry #ridiculousness #business






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