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You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. ↗

— Don Rickles

#attitude #comedy #personality #study #within

If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#could #life #little #more #only

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. ↗

— Don Rickles

#enter #his #i #kiss #mind

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. ↗

— Don Rickles

#even #fun #guy #i #insecurities

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #outgoing #protect #shy #shyness

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. ↗

— Don Rickles

#career #done #down #ever #everything

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. ↗

— Don Rickles

#cannot #i #i can #joke #situation

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. ↗

— Don Rickles

#goes #how #i #know #light

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. ↗

— Don Rickles

#come #days #films #get #got

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. ↗

— Don Rickles

#book #i #myself #playing #roller