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Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#dancing #does #first #going #guess

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#done #five #god #hear #made

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#calling #discovered #every #five #had

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#ingenious #man #plumbing #portable

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#eating #lonely #man #much #requires

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#equipment #faster #imagine #like #mechanical

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came. ↗

— Christopher Morley

#came #hardest #misfortunes #never #these

A great interpreter of life ought not himself to need interpretation. ↗

— John Morley

#himself #interpretation #interpreter #life #need

They act as if they supposed that to be very sanguine about the general improvement of mankind is a virtue that relieves them from taking trouble about any improvement in particular. ↗

— John Morley

#act #any #general #improvement #mankind

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. ↗

— John Morley

#crime #duty #examine #heat #laws