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Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed. ↗

— Natalie Clifford Barney

#our #shed #tears #time

If we keep an open mind, too much is likely to fall into it. ↗

— Natalie Clifford Barney

#into #keep #likely #mind #much

There are intangible realities which float near us, formless and without words; realities which no one has thought out, and which are excluded for lack of interpreters. ↗

— Natalie Clifford Barney

#float #formless #intangible #interpreters #lack

As it fell upon a day in the merry month of May, sitting in a pleasant shade which a grove of myrtles made. ↗

— Richard Barnfield

#fell #grove #made #may #merry

I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around. ↗

— Julia Barr

#anything #around #ate #because #ever

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#commercials #crap #did #doughnut #ego

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#just #learn #nobody #power #take

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#because #emphasis #gays #greater #hope

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. ↗

— Dave Barry

#assume #guy #never #understands #you

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#been #being #beneath #earth #every