#m

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. ↗

— Dane Cook

#jim #laugh #make #make me laugh #me

Many a person who started out to conquer the world in shining army has ended up just getting along. The horse got tired, the army rusty. The goal was removed and unsure. ↗

— Robert A. Cook

#army #conquer #ended #getting #goal

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg. ↗

— Tre Cool

#fire #i #just #leg #out

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#experience

I'm just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear. ↗

— David Copperfield

#disappear #i #just #make #me

Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder. ↗

— Arnold J. Toynbee

#die #murder #suicide

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. ↗

— Calvin Coolidge

#more #more and more #more people #out #people

You know, I'm pretty much an open book. ↗

— Rita Coolidge

#i #know #much #open #open book

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation. ↗

— Coolio

#come #ever #i #military #probably

Personally, I've made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process. ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#big #business #enjoy #i #i love