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Diana Wynne Jones

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I think we ought to live happily ever after.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#love #love

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#mess #pigsty #humor

If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.

— Diana Wynne Jones


Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!

— Diana Wynne Jones


I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#humor #humor

Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.

— Diana Wynne Jones


I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#fiction #humor #young-adult #humor

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#tantrums #risk

I've got a hangover" "No, you hit your head on the floor" "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie.

— Diana Wynne Jones

#sophie #fool

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

— Diana Wynne Jones


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For Charmed Life the first Chrestomanci novel Jones won the 1978 Guardian Children's Fiction Prize a once-in-a-lifetime award by The Guardian newspaper that is judged by a panel of children's writers. There Jones and her two younger sisters Isobel (later Professor Isobel Armstrong the literary critic) and Ursula spent a childhood left chiefly to their own devices. Works

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Diana Wynne Jones (16 August 1934 – 26 March 2011) was an English writer principally of fantasy novels for children and adults as well as a small amount of non-fiction.

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