#m

Maybe philosophy - I love talking about ideas. Or maybe art history. I was thinking about psychology, then I got really afraid because everybody says it's terribly boring. ↗

— Claire Danes

#afraid #art #art history #because #boring

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed. ↗

— Claire Danes

#collapsed #filming #financing #flora #had

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film. ↗

— Claire Danes

#documented #few #film #go #hit

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#gave #had #i #last #last time

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dogs #family #found #i #looked

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#drinking #going #i #juice #know

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#born #had #i #i was born #morning