#m

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. ↗

— Larry David

#flirt #i #i tried #know #run

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. ↗

— Larry David

#becomes #feeling #funny #how #tell

You can give men food and leisure and amusements and good conditions of work, and still they will remain unsatisfied. You can deny them all these things, and they will not complain so long as they feel that they have something to die for. ↗

— Christopher Dawson

#complain #conditions #deny #die #feel

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. ↗

— Larry David

#aunt #cousins #door #each #growing

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. ↗

— Larry David

#around #day #every #every day #get

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! ↗

— Larry David

#headline #i #man #married #millions

I believe that my whole creative life stemmed from this magic hour under the stars on that hilltop. ↗

— Ruth St. Denis

#creative #creative life #hour #i #i believe

I'm trying to drink more water. ↗

— Heather Donahue

#i #more #trying #water

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. ↗

— Larry David

#before #feel #i #jokes #just

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. ↗

— Larry David

#degradation #mostly #sloth