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He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?' I didn’t get a chance to answer before the shop door was thrown open and a furious war mage stomped in. Pritkin spotted me and his eyes narrowed. 'You shaved my legs?!' Mircea looked at me and folded his arms across his chest. I looked from one unhappy face to the other and suddenly remembered that I had somewhere else to be. ↗


— Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire

I hate you," I muttered. Noah smiled wider. "I know. ↗


— Michelle Hodkin


#humor #mara-dyer #noah-shaw #ya #humor

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way. - Breeze ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#remaining-silent #reticence #humor

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass. ↗


— Natsuki Takaya


#humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #shigure #humor

That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite. ↗


— Colleen Houck


#love #romance #humor

When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm? ↗


— Cat Johnson


#humor #rodeo #romance #humor

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#romance-novels #humor

I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not. ↗


— Julie Garwood


#humor #julie-garwood #romance-novels #humor

This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself. ↗


— Steven Moffat


#humor #humour #magazine #pebbles #train

Hey, would you look at that shit?" I turned on my heel. The patrons who’d fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle. "Clear out!" I barked. They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#paranormal #humor






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