#ma

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#carey #i #i love #love #loved

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#chemotherapy #darkest #ever #friends #going

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#i #inappropriate #jokes #laugh #make

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#around #audience #dance #enter #go

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#i #imaginable #list

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#day #having #hours #house #month

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama. ↗

— Steve Guttenberg

#cary grant #comedy #drama #few #grant

In one sense I feel that my book is a one-woman argument against determinism. ↗

— Susan Griffin

#argument #book #determinism #feel #i

I still play that guitar. It's a Martin D-18 with a clear pick guard. I've played that guitar on and off my TV shows for nearly 50 years. ↗

— Andy Griffith

#guard #guitar #i #martin #nearly

But now with technology I could sit down and do a bunch of character drawings and scan them into a computer, and the computer using my exact style could bring it into life, where it would have been edited by various human beings before. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#before #beings #bring #bunch #character