#make

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. ↗

— Fred Allen

#estimation #hole #life #make #men

Going in, I knew I wasn't one of the top ones, because I didn't even make the pre-season All-American team. That shows you what people thought of me right there, so I knew I had to go to work. ↗

— Marcus Allen

#because #even #go #going #had

I like to have friends in the kitchen and make a big mess and use every pot in the kitchen. ↗

— Ted Allen

#every #friends #i #kitchen #like

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. ↗

— Woody Allen

#god #him #laugh #make #plans

Well, we don't take money from people and then show the product. It has to be a product that we like anyway, and that's true for all five of us, which is one of the really nice things about the way we make the show. ↗

— Ted Allen

#anyway #five #like #make #money

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ↗

— Woody Allen

#decision #house #i #just #maker

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. ↗

— Woody Allen

#bark #because #figure #get #god

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. ↗

— Woody Allen

#because #chess #failed #height #i

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. ↗