#malfoy

You know how I think they choose people for Gryffindor team?" said Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty for now reason at all. "It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents, then there's the Weasleys, who've got no money - you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#funny #longbottom #malfoy #neville #funny

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #malfoy #humor

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” “Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #prefect #humor

So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #malfoy #ron-weasley #death

Famous Harry Potter," said Malfoy. "Can't even go to a bookshop without making the front page. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#fame #harry-potter #jealousy #jealousy

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ferret #harry-potter #ron-weasley #memory

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#stupidity #secret

And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!' Ron yelled. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ron-weasley #death

I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

You’ll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.” He held out his hand to shake Harry’s, but Harry didn’t take it. “I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks,” he said coolly. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #j-k-rowling #family