#mar

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#because #cartoon #cartoon character #character #characters

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#become #chore #day #down #every

I'm marriable. But I'm not married. ↗

— Rachel Weisz

#married

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#different #door #dumb #dumber #famous

Disney had made such a great deal of money on Snow White that the banks gave him the go-ahead on the next three films. But he was heavily dependent on the foreign market. ↗

— Marc Davis

#deal #dependent #disney #films #foreign

We designed both our state employee health plans and the one we created for low-income Hoosiers as Health Savings Accounts, and now in the tens of thousands these citizens are proving that they are fully capable of making smart, consumerist choices about their own health care. ↗

— Mitch Daniels

#accounts #both #capable #care #choices

My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married to Oleg. ↗

— Gene Tierney

#long #married #me #mother #roof

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#i #legal #married #more #now

Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her. ↗

— Gavyn Davies

#her #i #marriage #me #other