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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#becomes #dull #her #him #his

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#few #her #him #look #looking

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#before #declares #down #even #his

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#art #bachelor #boy #fault #lies

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#duplicate #himself #lost #man #may

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#how #living #marry #must #realize

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#divorce #inquest #love #marriage #quest

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America." ↗

— Helen Rowland

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