#marriage

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ↗

— Rita Rudner

#children #first #guy #i #last

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#bought #ear #experienced #i #i think

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#ends #every #great #great people #happy

I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#care #everyone #feed #garden #getting

I will always share a deep connection with my significant other, but I had to go back to my wife. Somebody got her pregnant, and I’m not about to pay child support. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #marriage #funny

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure. ↗

— Herbert Samuel

#make #marriage #only #success #takes

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. ↗

— Jim Samuels

#lasts #length #life #marriage #only

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#gay #gay marriage #i #i think #man

Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the same way, but now we have unelected judges altering and changing that fundamental institution. ↗

— Jeff Sessions

#altering #been #changing #defined #ever

I'm more afraid of marriage than death. ↗

— Shakira

#death #i #marriage #more #than