#wife

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#bed #bully #come #day #front

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

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A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

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To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. ↗

— Angelina Jolie

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The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep. ↗

— Chuck Jones

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That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute. ↗

— Mother Jones

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The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. ↗

— Michael Jordan

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