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My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.


Dave Chappelle


#anything #asked #comedian #doing #else

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.


Bryan Ferry


#his #i #john #john lennon #lennon

I have leveled with the girls - from Anchorage to Amarillo. I tell them that all marriages are happy It's the living together afterward that's tough. I tell them that a good marriage is not a gift, It's an achievement. that marriage is not for kids It takes guts and maturity. It separates the men from the boys and the women from the girls. I tell them that marriage is tested dily by the ability to compromise. Its survival can depend on being smart enough to know what's worth fighting about. Or making an issue of or even mentioning. Marriage is giving - and more important, it's forgiving. And it is almost always the wife who must do these things. Then, as if that were not enough, she must be willing to forget what she forgave. Often that is the hardest part. Oh, I have leveled all right. If they don't get my message, Buster, It's because they don't want to get it. Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals Because nobody wants to red the small print in dreams.


Ann Landers


#boys #compromise #dreams #fights #girls

Despite the demands of this job, one of the things my wife and I try to do is to spend time together alone. And one of the things we really enjoy doing together is seeing a good movie.


Warren Christopher


#demands #despite #doing #enjoy #good

The loss of liberty which must attend being a wife was of all things the most horrible to my imagination.


Sarah Fielding


#attend #being #horrible #imagination #liberty

Absolutely the worst thing about this job is the travel and being away from family. I have a wife and three wonderful children, the kids are all active in sports and it's very difficult to up and leave and miss them growing up.


Roy Clark


#absolutely #active #away #being #children

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.


Dorothy Fields


#enough #homemaker #man #mother #our

A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That luck might down upon him pour; That every blessing known in life Might crown his homestead and his wife, And never any kind of harm Descend upon his growing farm.


James Thomas Fields


#barn #blessing #crown #descend #door

I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.


William J. Clinton


#anybody #authority #believe #better #else

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.


Brian Clough


#complains #day #early #every #film






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