Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ↗

— Frank Carson

#ambulance #attack #had #heart #i

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ↗

— Frank Carson

#am #best #funny #him #i

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ↗

— Frank Carson

#british #i #nuisance #rang #report

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ↗

— Frank Carson

#boot #car #engine #heard #into

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. ↗

— Frank Carson

#get #health #i #laughing #me

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. ↗

— Frank Carson

#difference #negotiate #terrorist #wife #you