#ambulance

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse. ↗

— George Galloway

#before #down #fall #feel #feels

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser. ↗

— Chris Matthews

#between #chaser #clown #difference #four

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. ↗

— Chris Rock

#chaser #falling #got #guys #i

When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks. ↗

— Rich Lowry

#badly #call #change #could #dad

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action. ↗

— Illeana Douglas

#ambulance #ask #breath #cancelled #dying

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance. ↗

— Ina Garten

#eat #fun #home #more #much

Despite their authoritarian light show, those ice-cream trucks of death couldn't do any more for Perkus's murdered infatuation, his crushed crush, than could keening Greek chorus, or a moaning witch doctor. ↗

— Jonathan Lethem

#death

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ↗

— Frank Carson

#ambulance #attack #had #heart #i

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by. ↗

— China Chow

#airplane #ambulance #consistent #goes #i

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end. ↗

— Lane Kirkland

#bitter #bitter end #drivers #end #general