#married man

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

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If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing. ↗

— Edward Burnett Tylor

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I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! ↗

— Chris Evert

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To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife. ↗

— Bruce Feirstein

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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. ↗

— Barry Humphries

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I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices. ↗

— Glenn Tipton

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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. ↗

— Patrick Marber

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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows. ↗

— Arthur Hays Sulzberger

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What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. ↗

— Tom Clancy

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