#married

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. ↗

— Al Goldstein

#autopsy #awake #being #canal #during

I married beneath me, all women do. ↗

— Nancy Astor

#beneath #i #married #me #women

I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for. ↗

— Ellen Barkin

#care #dinner #having #i #like

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. ↗

— Katharine Hepburn

#ahead #get #get married #give #go

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#did #divorced #finally #get #her

Ireland is a great country to die or be married in. ↗

— Elizabeth Bowen

#die #great #great country #ireland #married

If you're married you'll have tough times. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#times #tough #tough times #you

Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing, but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very heart of Christian belief. ↗

— Dan Brown

#christian #heart #jesus #married #one thing

I'm also married for the first time, and I have two kids. So there's some kind of good karma right now. ↗

— Lindsey Buckingham

#first #first time #good #i #karma

OMG, I am a married woman! ↗

— Brooke Burns

#i #i am #married #married woman #woman