#married

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me. ↗

— Agatha Christie

#because #grow #i #married #me

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#always #caesar #cleopatra #had #home

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. ↗

— Sean Connery

#boring #chance #conversations #english #french

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#find #get #get married #give #her

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married? ↗

— Eric Braeden

#look #married #outside #say #situations

I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! ↗

— Chris Evert

#even #ever #feet #getting #i

They said I was a married mother of two but the record sounded like an indie album and they didn't know how to market it! This country is incredibly sexist, as is the music and media industry. ↗

— Siobhan Fahey

#country #how #i #incredibly #indie

I have lots of friends and, like me, they're not married. So my kids have lots of godparents - men and women, gay and straight. My loft is always filled with people helping me out with them and loving them. ↗

— Edie Falco

#filled #friends #gay #helping #i

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ↗

— Nick Faldo

#four #half #happily #married #months

I was once married to a woman who could eat anything and tell you what was in it: the most complicated recipes. Her memory of taste - now that's what I call memory! ↗

— Morton Feldman

#call #complicated #could #eat #her