Will Cuppy

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#intelligence #humor

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#apes #humor #humorous #mammals #primates

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#birds #humor #humorous #humor

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#humor #reptiles #nature

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#humor #zoology #humor

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#consciousness #humor #intelligence #humor

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#humor #zoology #family

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#intelligence #intelligence

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#humor #natural-history #nature

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#any #boast #country #i #like