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Will Cuppy

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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

— Will Cuppy

#intelligence #humor

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

— Will Cuppy

#apes #humor #humorous #mammals #primates

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

— Will Cuppy

#birds #humor #humorous #humor

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.

— Will Cuppy

#humor #reptiles #nature

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

— Will Cuppy

#humor #zoology #humor

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.

— Will Cuppy

#consciousness #humor #intelligence #humor

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

— Will Cuppy

#humor #zoology #family

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

— Will Cuppy

#intelligence #intelligence

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

— Will Cuppy

#humor #natural-history #nature

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

— Will Cuppy

#any #boast #country #i #like

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Cuppy would amass hundreds of cards even for a short article. C. Cuppy graduated from Auburn High School in 1902 and went on to the University of Chicago where he received a bachelor's degree in 1907.

William Jacob "Will" Cuppy (August 23 1884 – September 19 1949) was an American humorist and literary critic known for his satirical books about nature and historical figures.

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