#married

I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children. ↗

— Steven Tyler

#being #believe #chaos #children #come

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#case #cut #go #married #might

When you get married you forget about kissing other women. ↗

— Pat Boone

#forget #get #get married #kissing #married

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#divorced #i #married #me #never

I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then. ↗

— Delta Burke

#after #down #flipping #gone #got

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#anybody #been #down #feel #hard

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#die #live #longer #lot #married

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. ↗

— Shaun Cassidy

#about #although #always #being #box

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#between #cut #difference #doing #ego

My grandparents got married at a very young age, and a lot of what I think about marriage is based on their relationship. ↗

— Kyle Chandler

#age #based #got #grandparents #i