Dan Castellaneta

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#now #solution #temporary

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#between #cut #difference #doing #ego

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#i #kids #me #them #wife

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#duty #easy #getting #jury #jury duty

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#blues #go #happy #make #play

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#always #because #city #college #could

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#huge #huge fan #i #often #part

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#homer #i #i do #i think #know

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#certainly #changed #different #going #hard

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves. ↗

— Dan Castellaneta

#bad #else #feel #feel good #good