#me

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ↗

— Chris Rock

#compliments #food #life #need #only

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #being #better #children #crazy

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. ↗

— Chris Rock

#married #married people #miserable #only #people

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. ↗

— Chris Rock

#go #malls #people #same #town

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #comedy club #material #out #place

America is the greatest country in the whole world. ↗

— Chris Rock

#country #greatest #greatest country #whole #world

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. ↗

— Chris Rock

#bill #comedian #cosby #curse #exposed

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #i #time #wanted #writer

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #group #verbal