#me

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ↗

— Woody Allen

#am #comes #except #i #i am

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ↗

— Woody Allen

#damn #experience #experiences #far #go

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ↗

— Woody Allen

#chances #date #doubles #immediately #night

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ↗

— Woody Allen

#am #else #i #i am #life

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. ↗

— Woody Allen

#billion #crime #dollars #forty #little

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. ↗

— Woody Allen

#clear #deposit #give #give me #god

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close. ↗

— Tori Amos

#chinese #close #comes #description #each

I have travelled all over the world and one thing that amazes me is that I can communicate with people. My story may be different but emotionally we are all the same. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#be different #communicate #different #emotionally #i

Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor - they have children that they don't want or they cannot feed. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#children #dated #daughter #feed #feminism

I am an American citizen and it is my home now. I like the U.S.A., which is not a place too many people have liked since Bush. The U.S. has a young population, and everything can change within a year. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#american #american citizen #bush #change #citizen