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I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists. ↗


— Peter Baynham


#disagreement #i

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed. "Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said. "Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth. ↗


— Lisi Harrison


#humor #humor

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker. ↗


— Peter Baynham


#i #navigate #only #qualified

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor

There'll be no more music, Father. But there'll be this!" He stepped into the dark, picked up the knife, and held it under their noses. "Go home. Tell your people what you saw and heard here tonight. And tell 'em that anyone we catch on these roads after dark anymore... this is what they'll get. Now that I know we're never to see the face o' God, we have nothing to lose. So, make sure you have your message right, Father, 'cause there'll be no other warning. ↗


— Eddie Lenihan


#faery #fairy #knife #music #warning

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them. ↗


— Molly Ivins


#humor #men #privilege #women #humor

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. ↗


— Jamie Oliver


#eat #food #fork #fresh #fresh food

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#day #dread #going #i #new

I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on. ↗


— Marissa Meyer


#cyborg #girl #humor #marissa-meyer #humor






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