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Open your eyes and then open your eyes again. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#men

The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#truths #men

A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot. ↗


— Isabel Allende


#men-and-women #men

The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#power-words #self-deprecating #men

You do know how to play pinochle?" Mr. D eyed me suspiciously. "I'm afraid not," I said. "I'm afraid not, sir," he said. "Well," he told me, "it is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans. I would expect all civilized young men to know the rules. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#dionysus #gladiator #pac-man #percy-jackson #pinochle

Hey anyone who thinks a non-military–grade rappelling cable can support the weight of two grown men and a miniature donkey deserves to fall off a cliff. ↗


— Ally Carter


#hale #robbery #men

This is my real bed-rock objection to the eastern systems. They decry all manly virtue as dangerous and wicked, and they look upon Nature as evil. True enough, everything is evil relatively to Adonai; for all stain is impurity. A bee's swarm is evil — inside one's clothes. "Dirt is matter in the wrong place." It is dirt to connect sex with statuary, morals with art. Only Adonai, who is in a sense the True Meaning of everything, cannot defile any idea. This is a hard saying, though true, for nothing of course is dirtier than to try and use Adonai as a fig-leaf for one's shame. To seduce women under the pretense of religion is unutterable foulness; though both adultery and religion are themselves clean. To mix jam and mustard is a messy mistake. ↗


— Aleister Crowley


#adultery #morality #purity #shame #thelema

There are no men like me. There's only me" - (Jaime Lannister) ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#a-song-of-ice-and-fire #men

Men suck, even imaginary ones ↗


— James Patterson


#men

A combination of fine tea, enchanting objects and soothing surroundings exerts a therapeutic effect by washing away the corrosive strains and stress of modern life. [... It] induces a modd that is spiritually refreshing [and produces] a genial state of mind. ↗


— John Blofeld


#soothing #stress #tea #therapy #art






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