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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.


Carroll Bryant


#comedy-humor #humor #humorist #humorous #humorous-quotes

You're a punk?' 'What?' 'What do they call people from the eighties?' I asked. 'Oh,' she laughed. It was a beautiful laugh. 'I'm my mother, actually. I mean, these are her clothes from High School. I guess I should tell people I'm Cyndi Lauper though, or something, because dressing up as your mother is pretty lame.' 'I almost dressed up as my mother,' I said, 'but I was worried what my therapist would say.' She laughed again, and I realized that she thought I was joking. It was probably for the best, since telling her the second half of my mom costume - a giant fake butcher knife through the head - would probably freak her out.


Dan Wells


#humor #john-cleaver #morbid #beauty

Well I beat things around with my stick once in awhile.


Kira


#humor #humor

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples!


Rick Riordan


#euryale #gorgon #heroes-of-olympus #humor #medusa

There is no other occupation in the world that so closely resembled enslavement as the career of a film star.


Louise Brooks


#closely #enslavement #film #film star #occupation

From now on when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I planned to say, Amnesiac.


Sue Monk Kidd


#life #memories #humor

بعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة في أي لحظة، فعليك أن تعيش كل يوم كأنه آخر أيامك. هذا هراء. الحيـاة طويلة. ومن المحتمل جداً أنك لا تموت في حادث سيارة، وعندها عليك أن تعيش مع نتائج خياراتك لمدة خمسين عاماً


Chris Rock


#humor #humor

The bottom line is that after we defeat the armed forces of Iraq, that we will want to and need to provide stability throughout that country.


Peter Pace


#armed #armed forces #bottom #bottom line #country

I don’t know what I’m doing, or where I’m going, but I do know that I want to do whatever it is and get there soon.


J.A. Redmerski


#life #lost #road #the-edge-of-never #travel

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.


Victor Borge


#anything #aspirations #because #between #else






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