#me

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ↗

— Kate Clinton

#full #lesbian #mouth #say #some

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. ↗

— Kate Clinton

#homeland security #i #i think #list #put

The new rage is to say that the government is the cause of all our problems, and if only we had no government, we'd have no problems. I can tell you, that contradicts evidence, history, and common sense. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#common #common sense #contradicts #evidence #government

When times are tough and people are frustrated and angry and hurting and uncertain, the politics of constant conflict may be good, but what is good politics does not necessarily work in the real world. What works in the real world is cooperation. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#conflict #constant #cooperation #does #frustrated

American and Israel share a special bond. Our relationship is unique among all nations. Like America, Israel is a strong democracy, a symbol of freedom, and an oasis of liberty, a home to the oppressed and persecuted. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#america #american #among #bond #democracy

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving. I hope mine is interesting and self-serving. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#hope #i #interesting #lot #memoirs

Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think, and it's the time when they most need to think. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#most #need #people #sometimes #stress

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#america #cannot #cured #nothing #right

Part of our essential humanity is paying respect to what God gave us and what will be here a long time after we're gone. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#essential #gave #god #gone #here

Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#cemetery #got #like #listening #lot